“I am going to my home.”
“Myself Rajesh.”
“Cousin brother came yesterday.”
Aapne bhi kabhi na kabhi aise English sentences use kiye honge – aur samne wale ne muskurakar haan mein haan mila di hogi 😄
Agar aap spoken English seekhne ki shuruaat kar rahe hain, toh yeh blog aapke liye ek perfect guide hai! Yahaan hum baat karenge Indians ke dwara ki jaane wali sabse funny English mistakes ki – aur aapko sikhayenge kaise inhe aasan tareeke se sudhaara ja sakta hai.
Promise: Is blog ke end tak, aap na sirf in mistakes ko pehchan paayenge, balki unhe correct karna bhi seekh jaayenge – simple Hinglish examples ke saath!
What are the Most Hilarious English Mistakes Indians Make?
India में English को regional languages (जैसे Hindi, Punjabi, Bengali) के साथ mix करके बोला जाता है। इसी वजह से कई बार translation-based funny mistakes हो जाती हैं।
Funny English Mistake #1 – “Passing out” from college
❌ Wrong Sentence:
“I passed out from Delhi University.”
Actual Meaning:
“Pass out” ka asli matlab hota hai बेहोश हो जाना (faint ho jana).
Jaise agar aap kahen: “I passed out at the party,” iska matlab hoga – main party mein बेहोश ho gaya!
Toh jab aap keh rahe ho “I passed out from college”, toh English-speaking log samjhenge ki aap college mein बेहोश ho gaye the! 😆
Correct Sentence:
✔ “I graduated from Delhi University.”
Ya
✔ “I completed my degree from Delhi University.”
Tip yaad rakhne ke liye:
🧠 “Pass out” = बेहोश होना
🎓 “Graduate” = कॉलेज या यूनिवर्सिटी से डिग्री लेना
Funny English Mistake #2 – “Myself” introduction
Wrong: Myself Ramesh Kumar.
Correct: I am Ramesh Kumar ya My name is Ramesh Kumar.
Jab hum apna introduction dete hain, toh hamesha “I am” ya “My name is” ka use karte hain. Example: “I am Ramesh Kumar” ya “My name is Ramesh Kumar.” Lekin bahut log, especially Hindi ya regional languages speakers, “Myself” ka use karte hain, jaise “Myself Ramesh Kumar.” Yeh grammatically galat hai aur isse English mein sound awkward lagta hai.
Funny English Mistake #3 – “Revert back”
Wrong: Please revert back to my email.
Correct: Please revert to my email.
💡 Grammar Gyaan:
“Revert” ka matlab hota hai “wapas jawab dena” ya “reply karna.” Jab aap “revert” use karte hain, to uska already matlab hota hai “back” aana. Isliye, jab aap “revert” bolte ho, to “back” ka use karna galat ho jata hai.
Funny English Mistake #4 – “Do one thing” (Indianism)
Wrong: Do one thing, call him now.
Correct: Here’s what you can do – call him now.
😄 Fun Fact:
“Do one thing” phrase India mein bahut use hota hai, lekin native English speakers is tarah se nahi bolte. Ye ek typical “Indianism” hai, jo ki Indian English mein common hai, lekin native English speakers ke liye thoda ajeeb lagta hai.
Funny English Mistake #5 – “I am having two brothers”
Wrong: I am having two brothers.
Correct: I have two brothers.
🎯 Spoken English Tip:
“Have” ka matlab hota hai possession, yaani kisi cheez ka hona. Jab aap ke paas kuch hai, to aap “have” ka use karte ho. “I am having” ko aap continuous tense mein use karte ho, jiska matlab hota hai koi activity jo abhi ho rahi ho, jaise “I am having lunch” (main abhi lunch kar raha hoon).
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कैसे बचें इन Funny Mistakes से? – Step-by-Step Tips
Step 1 – Basic Grammar सीखें (Tense, Verb, Pronouns)
English grammar की नींव मजबूत करें। शुरुआत करें Tenses, Verb forms और Pronouns से।
Step 2 – रोज़ाना English बोलने की Practice करें
Simple sentences जैसे –
- I am eating lunch.
- She goes to school.
- We play cricket every Sunday.
Step 3 – Hinglish से मदद लें, पर grammar का ध्यान रखें
Hinglish में बोलना बुरा नहीं है, लेकिन grammar सही होनी चाहिए। जैसे –
- Main kal movie dekhne gaya tha = I went to watch a movie yesterday.
Step 4 – English videos और audiobooks सुनें
अच्छी pronunciation और sentence flow सीखने के लिए English content daily सुनें।
Conclusion: गलती करोगे तभी English सीखेगी!
Mistakes करना गलत नहीं है – funny English mistakes से ही तो हमें हँसी भी आती है और सीख भी मिलती है! अगर आप English बोलना सीखना चाहते हैं, तो डरिए मत – practice करते रहिए।
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